What Really Happened at Disney!

Welcome to my first official Blog. This is a dated story that I've been wanting to write about since it happened.

In this Disney Tower of Terror fight video released on youtube in February, an arrest is made at Disney land. A man was arrested for allegedly being drunk and punching people.

The funny thing is, this guy wasn’t drunk at all and wasn’t trying to fight anybody. The video picks up with him being held by two park goers with very little knowledge of what happened before this.

This man isn’t a criminal. He’s simply a combat veteran with PTSD trying to enjoy a day at the park.

What really happened is that he contracted a major case of Vertigo on the ride and tripped over himself and accidentally knocked Goofy over. Goofy was able to get up on his own and leave the scene, but two Park goers tried to assist the man and help him up. He immediately began having flashbacks and thought He was under attack. So they put him in a “strike the pose” hold against the gate because they thought He might be a Madonna fan.

At this point, we pick up with the video and Mr. Conductor approaches. He’s the guy in the silly hat. We don’t know if He’s a train conductor or an orchestra conductor, but He’s definitely a conductor. A conductor being anything that keeps the motion or energy flowing or fueled. And He definitely does this with a barrage of unnecessary pepper sprays which then incite Mr. "Vertigo" to retaliate and throw punches.

Now Mr. "Vertigo" is on the ground being mocked by Bunch of Gen-X hellions who actually ARE drunk and gets back up slowly to wipe his eyes. Now on top of having flashbacks, Vertigo and being pepper sprayed, this poor man has to endure the brain-dead babblings of a Banshee drinking a Beer?

She’s the leader of the group of Gen-X Hecklers and she is exercising her authority to order the guy to get on the ground. She’s actually drunk and excited and practicing for a roleplaying game later that night with her boyfriend.

She also feels the need to remind the guy that “There are kids here”. You think He doesn’t know this? He brought 6 of his nieces and nephews to the park and now they’ve all been wandering around the park for several days hungry, confused and disillusioned because Disney is no longer the happiest place on earth for them now that there uncle has been arrested.

No Worries though. They’ll be enslaved in the Disney underground and be forced to portray Dwarfs and other miniature characters in exchange for cotton candy and mouse ears.

The entire incident was devised as a distraction to enslave children. It’s a conspiracy of Epic Proportions and The Park is behind it all!

Thanks! Now go out and share this blog with all your Gen-X Buddies!

PArTuie 